i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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