someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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