"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
4 words: hood of his car
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
where are my eyebrows?
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