How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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