I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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