can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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