some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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