okay pat passed out under dana's car
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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