you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
worst night to have a conscience
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
