Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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