The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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