Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Randomize
