Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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