That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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