I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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