i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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