everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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