I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
