He is an equal opportunity slut.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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