Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
