Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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