On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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