fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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