she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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