How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Ketchup is God's man juice
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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