I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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