You're completely useless in the revolution.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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