my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
soo... how was my night?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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