And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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