small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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