You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
