He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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