A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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