OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
