I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Actions speak louder than pants.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize