fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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