She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
