is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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