Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I can't turn off my feet"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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