Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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