Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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