He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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