what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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