Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
time to smoke my breakfast
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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