Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
So much rum. So many feels.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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