When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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