we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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