I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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