she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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