i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you would pick up someone in the library
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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