i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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