I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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