It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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