yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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