I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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