his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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