Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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